Humorous Yard Sign - F*ck Around and Find Out is the perfect addition to your lawn for those who like their humor as blunt as a sledgehammer!
Features That'll Knock Your Socks Off:
Tough as Nails (But Actually Wood)
Made from premium wood that's sturdier than your grandma's fruitcake, this sign won't bend, break, or bow to the whims of Mother Nature. It's like the Chuck Norris of yard signs - nothing phases it!
Weather-Proof Wisdom
Coated with a water-based finish that laughs in the face of rain, snow, and your neighbor's sprinkler system. This sign will keep its sass intact longer than your New Year's resolutions!
Effortless Installation (Even for the DIY-Challenged)
Comes with a stake so easy to install, even your cat could do it (if it had opposable thumbs). Just stick it in the ground and voilà! Instant attitude for your yard.
Why You Need This Sign:
Deters Unwanted Visitors: From nosy neighbors to door-to-door salespeople, this sign sends a clear message: proceed at your own risk!
Conversation Starter: Watch as passersby do a double-take, chuckle, and possibly reconsider their life choices.
Educational Tool: Teaches an important life lesson in just five words. It's like a philosophy course, but way more fun!
Improves Property Value: Okay, maybe not, but it'll definitely make your house the talk of the neighborhood HOA meetings!
So go ahead, plant this bad boy in your yard and let the world know you're not just mowing the lawn, you're mowing down BS. Remember, in the game of life, it's always better to be the "finder out" than the one who "f'd -  around"!
Size: 12" x 12" Stake: 17-3/4"
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